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That weird show about technology and the future that ends up screwing your mind while making you think at the same time.
Yet, it's amazing
Me before watching Black Mirror: It'll be awesome
Me after: ...
*phone rings*
HOLY FU-
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To high-five your reflection in a mirror.
"Just Think about it; there's only a thin sheet of glass seperating you from your best friend."
Mirror Five.
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looking through visor mirror following an object (ex: women, booty, tangums, a dime piece )
Hunny dip rolls up at a gas station behind you, but you don't want to look stupid and turn around and or stare. Flip your visor down and do some mirror chasin
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An intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique
The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.
-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.
-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.
-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7
-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box
**Make jerseys, have fun**
There is no wax-on wax-off about Mirror Ball. You learn by doing.
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Someone who spends more time looking at himself or herself in the mirrors at the gym than working out.
That mirror whore has been staring at himself for 10 minutes while I've been waiting for the bench he is supposedly using.
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Where a guy is fucking a chick and you push her face against the window, then pulls out, while your buddy comes out of the closet and starts banging her and you run outside and wave at her...
Last night myself and Timmy canadian mirrored Jessica...
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When a female masturbates (rubbing and/or fingering) whilst watching her herself in a mirror or reflection.
I am totally scarred from walking in on my sister during her daily mirror diddle.
My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.