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When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult
I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
A comedic nickname given to the character Voldemort in JK Rowling's famous series, Harry Potter.
1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard
2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*
that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”
Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”
Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”
Me: “fuck off troglodyte”
a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off
Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!
You:Run AWAY!!!