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After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck
Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.
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When a couple doesn't like to use the word horny, they say they are motivated towards one another.
Dan: hey, i am motivated right now
Kendall: Oh really, me too..
Dan: lets do this.
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A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
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A common Nigerian word used to express encouragement or when been sarcastic about something
Me- dash conductor change
Sapa- aje you dey motivate me
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Working hard for the sake of a pair of tabi’s.
You may be wondering why I’m working so hard. Well, it’s that Margiela tabi-stemmed-motivation.
An undercover motivator is someone who acts like he hates his job but secretly loves it. Usually military, police, or fire department personal.
Tom acts like he hates this job but c’mon we all know he is loves it. Just an undercover motivator!
The thing that makes someone feel murdery
When my mom said some snarky bullshit, I started to feel murdery, so I murdered her. Her snarky bullshittery was my motive.