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When you use Mountain Dew instead of water when smoking out of a bong.
I was baked so i tried a Mountain Dew Bong rip it ruin my whole day....
Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).
I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.
Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond
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The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
THe best NEW soda ever, has a refreshing grape taste.
YO nigga hook me up wi sum mountain dew pitch black!
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Great pop that got discontinued and hopefully comes back. Nicknamed "Nigga Juice"
Man gimme 50 cent i want some nigga juice.
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Popular among transfem and femboys, Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast is a drink that takes the essence of the beloved ikea shark plush and turns it into a drink fun for the whole family during shark week
Ruby the Transfem and Junebug the femboy were drinking Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast for shark week
when catching your partner asleep and masturbating on them
dude i got my woman back last night when she she wouldn't give me any so i caught her asleep and gave her a rocky mountain dew drop
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