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The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.
Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.
Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.
when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex
"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"
Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
A reference to any sort of anal sex
I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!
A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!