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What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
Another way of "saying need to mourn" or " need time to mourn", needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious
"Calling in for work today. A loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. Need to rain."
So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.
Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.
Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.
WHEN YOURE WRITING A THING ON URBAN DICTIONARY STOP CALLING PEOPLE SEXY ITS SO CREEPY LIKE SHUT UP U STUPID FUCKING BITCH UR PROBABLY AN OLD MAN WHO CALLS THINGS SEXY FOR NO REASON LIKE PLEASE GO DIE
sorry yall but this needed to be said
In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."