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Ugly, overpriced trainers which chav and chavettes wear
"Oy you chav wi ya shox trainers"
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A moped
A form of transport for young skangers/chavs before they upgrade to a skanger banger.
Also called nikey-bikey.
Anto: did you get a skanger-banger yet?
Deco: no i couldnt afford one yet so i bought a Nike-bike instead
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A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.
State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?
Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.
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An overpriced piece of shit that will leave your foot smelling worse that it would've been without wearing a nike sock
Dudeeeeee, I just worked out in these nike socks. My feet smell like shit
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A bad brand of nike sneakers often geared for heavier people who are not athletes of any sort. These sneakers are always 100+ dollars They will use these shoes to walk the mall or walk around school. They are said to bounce but thats bull talk. Real athletes that train 4-20 hours a week simply do not use nike shoxs. They use higher quality equipment such as Asic and New Balances. Nike Shoxs are just hunks of plastic that look good but are not good for you in any way or form. They are also twice as heavy as some decent running shoes.
Track Athlete just finishes an interval workout: ahh what a nice workout, these Asics Speedstars are light
Rich Kid who can't run: those shoes look like crap, there not even shiny. My Nike Shoxs are so much better, I got them for 170 dollars.
Track Athlete: Your shoxs have no use, they don't have cushioning and also they weight like 18 ounces. Shoxs are the worst shoes that are sold anywhere.
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a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)
My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!
Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again
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