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What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck
“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?
When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.
Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.
Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.
when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.
“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”
Another way of "saying need to mourn" or " need time to mourn", needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious
"Calling in for work today. A loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. Need to rain."
So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."