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When you watch netflix with a girl for four hours but don't do the chill part
Adam and Emma watched Family Guy for four hours on her bed. Their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. Much to his dismay, Adam left without making a move. Thus Adam had a case of"Netflix No Chill".
NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.
The act of watching every single episode in a television series on Netflix streaming causing you to stay up all night until you have to leave for work the next morning.
DUde you look terrible.
Yeah Netflix insomnia got me. I watched all of Lost season 2 last night.
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Neflix Jail is the definition given to the common act Netflix does with foreign shows: They air episodes when they come out on the country of production's Netflix service, but users of Netflix versions outside of that region have to wait for at least 12 episodes to come out and then Netflix releases them all at once, essentially keeping the show in jail for foreign viewers until enough episodes are released.
"Wow I heard that Beastars is airing on Netflix, but I can't find it?"
"That's because there are only 4 episodes now. You've got to either use a VPN to access Japanese Netflix or wait at least 8 weeks for enough episodes to be released."
"Wow this Netflix Jail sure does suck"
When your girl wanna Netflix and Chill however, you realized that Netflix was updated and have a movie you want to see on and you don't wanna Netflix and Chill.
Girl: Bae wanna Netflix and Chill?
Guy: Yeah, let me see what's on... Oh shit they got this new movie on here; gotta see it.
Girl: Baby. . . I thought we were Netflix and Chilling?
Guy: Netflix and No Chill cause this my movie,. . . alright but damn you know this my movie.
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This is what happens to people when they get a Netflix account. They no longer watch local or world news, or anything current.
"Hey Tony, did you hear what happened in Alaska last week? Big earthquake!"
"No, sorry I didn't, the wife and I have been in a Netflix fog for the last 2 months catching up on Rescue Me and other shows. So what happened?
Someone who has many shows started but not finished on Netflix
Sean: Let's go watch Netflix
Henry: Dude! You have Futurama and Walking dead started and you haven't finished either, you're such a Netflix hoe