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Land of beauty in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't really know anything about it. I hope they're not all like that as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome.
Aussie: "NZ is crap"
2nd Aussie: "Oath."
Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who are with me on this one."
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Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
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A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XD
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hฤngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
New Zealand is cool.
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consits of three islands.
the most important being north and south. we do have this other place called west island but lots of australians live there so we try not to mention it
new zealand......this is just fun you know
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A gorgeous country full of talented people, who don't kiss USA ass like Aussies do. It's not actually in Europe, as is widely believed, sadly, it's in close proximity to Australia.
We are the first country to fly (NOT USA, RETARDS), to climb Mt Everest, and to give women the vote.
New Zealanders Who Australia Has Laid Claims To (Pathetic):
Keisha Castle-Hughes
Michael Campbell
Phar Lap
Split Enz
The Inventer of the Pavlova
RUSSELL CROWE IS IN NO WAY A NEW ZEALANDER, HE IS JUST A DISGRACE AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE TYPICAL AUSTRALIAN.
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An all right country, as far as I'm concerned. I'm Australian and no matter what I'll always love Australia 1000 times more than NZ, because we're a sunburnt country, Tourists may say NZ has far prettier scenery but you have to be Auzzie to understand the beauty of an orange desert meeting a clear deep blue sky. Also most tourists are from green countries, so seeing a beautiful untouched NZ forrest would seem far more appealing than a culture shock from grey green dry bush of Australia (which may I add is 1000 times better than an NZ forrest- lol). But thats my opinion.
I think it's cool that you guys have developed a culture of your own- like the haka (I still giggle when I see it though-lol). But don't say Australians haven't, our culure is fun loving and bbqs, some may say that anywhere in the world has that, but Australias will always be better.
I know NZ celebrities get labled as Auzzie, but to tell you the truth I think it's because the media is too stupid to know the difference so they chose the better known country.
Also, do not say Australia is rasist, I am half Phillipino and have never had a hurtful comment. Other than the occasional 'Phillipino driver' joke, but I like the way we joke about ourselves and if anyone finds that offensive- well losen up.
I don't mind NZ but Australia has the better accent!!! LOL.
Say it with me "I would like to have six fish" not "I would like to have sex fush"
Why can't New Zealanders say the letter 'i'?
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A(nother) tropical island overrun by marsupials, tarantulas & people deluded enough to think Russel Crowe is something to be proud of.
Or was that the Australian? (I'm sure they're significantly different)
...Then again, LoTR had some hot malebeasts, and I'm quiet now.
...Or was this a sample of satirical mockery from Australia to New Zealand? It isn't nice to play the America of the southern hempisphere.
Really can't cope with the Russell Crowe thing.
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