Phillipino

The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.

Places you might see them?

1)The Phillipines.

2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.

3) or even just at the local Karaoke Bar

the best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.

"whoa man, look at the way she moves! she must be Phillipino"

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Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

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phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

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Phillipino Fingers

a person who can move their hands/fingers in a speed that most others cannot;
most people from the Phillipines have this talent

Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"

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Phillipino Popsicle

when a chick gets done in her ass....and then she sucks it off

i got done in my ass so hard i had to give a Phillipino Popsicle

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Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

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Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

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