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Nissan Sentra

One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.

Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!

by Neon5453654 August 10, 2024


Nissan Stormtrooper

A white Nissan Sentra. The name “Sentra” is derived from “central” and “sentry” and is supposed to mean it’s a safer car. A sentry is also like a soldier or, well, STORMTROOPER. Haha! And it’s white like the Imperial Stormtroopers.

“Your car looks like a stormtrooper car!”
“That’s exactly what it is. It’s a Nissan Stormtrooper!”

by TheNoirTroubadour December 25, 2021


Nissan Cedric

A fine automobile known to pull bitches and get chopped by everything. You don't need power when you look this good.

The Nissan Cedric did a hectic one wheel peel and all the school girls came running

by Leeeeeyyyrooooyyyyyjennnkiiins July 6, 2020


Nissan Skyline R34

A car with a really funny name (R34).

"It's not a good idea to look up "Nissan Skyline R34" with safe search off."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ June 30, 2021


NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32

The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.

Bro, Look at that R32!

Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.

Not that! THAT!

HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.

No, I mean-

That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.

THAT!

OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI

Told you so

Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY

by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 2, 2022


Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.

Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.

by myanonymusself September 26, 2023


Nissan Nick

Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.

He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.

He is truly the only real GOAT.

"OMG! Nissan Nick is so hot!!!"

by nobodycares456 April 7, 2022