Chat and Cut

Coined by the comedic genius Larry David; the act of feigning sincerity with someone you barely know (and/or even like), and employing trite conversation, in order to cut into a line (i.e a buffet, movie theater, unemployment, etc.)

Do you see what's going on here? This woman is completely doing a Chat and Cut to get ahead in the buffet line.

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Chat Factory

An abundance of something bad, or chat.

Based on Max B. Who is the ultimate chat factory.

also referred to as at-chay actory-fay.

M: "...that's what your mum said last night"

C: "Max, you're such a chat factory"

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Vr Chat

a game where mostly online daters or pedophiles get on to mingle with children also known for zoophiles

“hey I got a boyfriend”
“really where did you meet them”
“vr chat”
“how old are they”
“19”
“EMMA YOU ARE 12”

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Chat Rouletterbating

Just go on Chat Roulette, by about 3 random people you will see what the definition means.

I went on the net to meet some people but there were too many dudes Chat Rouletterbating, so i peaced out.

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Paint chat

Paint chats are online chat rooms that allow its participants to draw together in real-time while they chat. The chat box is usually at the bottom, with the drawing area on top. Drawing is possible due to the use of a tablet or a mouse. Paint chats generally attract the same demographics as Oekakis. Anime characters are a popular subject. The word "Paint chat" is most commonly abbreviated as "pchat" and is often referred to as a verb, "pchatting." Most paint chats use Java applets or server applications. One example of a Paint chat is PaintChatApp. It is a prevalent paint chat application on the Internet (it is used in many paint chat-based websites).

Paint chats are very popular among anime/manga fans.

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Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

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chats

a measure of all of the gayness in your body where one chat= 50 homosexuals. this is applied for gays, lesbians or closet homosexuals.

chatman: hey guys want to go up in my room?
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.

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