This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.
Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck
It's a man period. It's like a period with a dick.
Shit Greg must be having his comma
A type of punctuation that is used when one wants to separate a thought a sentence.
I went to the moviesinsert comma then I went home.
It's like the term "period" which indicates people are in full agreement of what you just said, but when you say "comma," that means you are interested and want the speaker to continue. You need more information. The social expectation for the person responding to "comma" is that they would contitheir sentence with a conjunction (and, or, but for, nor, yet, so) and continue their intriguing story.
Similar function to "tea" or "spill the tea."
Student 1: On Saturday, I took a shower with my socks on.
Student 2: Comma!
Student: And it was way more enjoyable than you would expect.
The difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse
Commas indicate the difference between helping your uncle off a horse or giving a horse a handjob