pass the mash

You're probably here from that SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy. We told you not to look for this !!

"I would like to guess the phrase... PASS THE MASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - M.McCarthy - 2014 - SNL

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n pass

short for the nigga pass which is when a black person lets a white person say the word nigga

white guy: whatsup ma nigga
black guy: what the fuck u say bruh
white guy: its cool bruh i have the n pass
black guy: its cool bruh

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kitchen pass

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out.

Hey man, did you get a kitchen pass for Friday?

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Asian Pass

Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"

- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.

This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.

So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.

-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.

*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.

People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.

Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.

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Hard pass

A phrase to ecstatically say no!

Would you like to experiment fisting with me? It could be an exotic first for the both of us and solidify our monogamy. Her reply was swift, “hard pass!”

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Pass Interference

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

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Passed over

adj: Someone in the military who was eligible for promotion to the next rank due to time in grade but did not receive it.

DUDE: The colonel's outta here next month man, he's been passed over three times for that star now.

HOMIE: No shit. Not surprised, he's not what I'd call a "people person" ya know.

DUDE: Werd. How does a micro-managing prick get that far up anyway?