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The Time

Something morons who are too lazy to spend $12 on a watch are always asking for.

Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.

by Lola Redê January 30, 2010

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the time

The Time, the motherfuckin' best band ever. Cue "Jungle Love". Was the rival band of Prince & the Revolution in Purple Rain.

Think Morris Day and Jerome.

"hallelujah! Everybody do the bird!"

"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."

by CowboySven July 6, 2004

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Time

A number of digets that tells what part of the day it is, can also be used to make events happen at a given "Time"

What time does the hockey game start? It starts at 7 O'CLOCK

by Matt Cameron April 24, 2003

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Time

The love we have for each other!!!!

I read all of our posts from an outsider’s perspective… not having an out of body experience along with hearing voices.. I swear😳
Back to where I was going with this… it is astonishing, breathtaking!!! The love we both have for each other… reading the posts you want to be loved like that, you want to love like that ❤️❤️❤️

I am so grateful I get both!!!!
We YOU!!
Until the time I can wrap my arms around and tell you I LOVE YOU!

😘🤗

by YOU will NEVER leave my ❤️! I❤️u March 12, 2023

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time

A frame of reference for a sequence of occurrences.

How much time does it take to bake cookies?

by Real Tad Pole March 6, 2018


time

any measurement of time which includes seconds, hours and minutes.

Tom: Hey John, whats the time?
John: 6:13

by Theguy86 April 15, 2021


Time

Something that passes hella slow when you are in class

How much time until we go home

by What's up I'm bored April 17, 2016