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A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”
I'll admit that Nobles is a pretty decent school except they're not the best. Roxbury Latin clears your poverty ass school. Y'all suck at pretty much everything other than sports and have women at your school so your all simps. But in conclusion its an ok school. If you go to Nobles stay mad that you don't go to RL but be glad you don't go to Milton.
Milton is somehow even worse than the Nobles and Greenough School, I didn't think it was possible.
When you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave.
Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge
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A private school in Dedham, MA, whose student body is not immune to the entitled nature that plagues many students at other ISL schools. That said, the students at Nobles have many redeeming qualities, including a "Noble" competitive spirit that compels them not to stoop to the same levels as some other students in the ISL. Although a rivalry with Milton Academy exists, it is generally the Milton students that resort to un-sportsman-like conduct (we, however, are intelligent enough to understand the irony of this statement).
There is a large population of preppy people at Nobles, as is to be expected, and though definite social cliques do exist, there are some who find it possible to socialize with members of all social divisions. They are unspeakably chill individuals.
While the school has an obvious bias towards sports, and it seems that all of the self-dubbed "popular" people play sports, the administration is attempting to shift this focus by building a new arts center. Only time will tell what happens to the social aspect of this sports focus.
The school is occasionally (well, often) accused of being too politically correct, but honestly, one would find that anywhere. Teachers, as a general rule, are very liberal. After all, teachers do not make money, and it is really only the disgustingly wealthy or the grossly uneducated that become Republicans. Suffice it to say, teachers are neither.
The school is also in posession of a castle. That just sort of trumps everything.
"Wow, the students at the Noble and Greenough School are wicked smart! When creating an Urban Dictionary entry on a rival school, they actually took the time to spell that school's name right!"
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Noble Middle School is a very mediocre place of education with very little tolerance for anything. Noble is a nicotine infested hellhole with asshole teachers and a bald principle with no penis. Noble is in the neighborhoods between Ogden and Mayfair and is basically in the middle of nowhere.
Bro I hate noble middle school it’s awful.
The principle at noble is bald and has no ween.
Miss davis is the best teacher at noble middle school.
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Regular weed. Not hydro, not purp, not KB, not indo... just plain old everyday regular weed.
My man, what you got on the block today? I'm lookin for some 'dro, some good shit.
Sorry dude, all I got today is some plain old reggie noble.
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