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1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.
2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.
3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.
4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.
I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.
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A male who needs sex constantly and has nothing better to do than fuck with one womans head, and screw the rest of them. In other words, a male who doesnt want to communicate but does want unlimited sex without feeling like a man-whore
So I guess he's my boyfriend, he said she didn't mean anything to her.
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A curious condition where a woman is completely obsessed with her boyfriend to the point she no longer cares about anything else. School/uni, hobbies, friends, career etc. no longer seem important to a woman infected with boyfrienditis. It is usually recognised by the exessive use of makeup and non-stop talking about the boy.
Jill's boyfrienditis caused her to not study for her exams.
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The idiot that for some reason you dated
That guy is as dumb as my boyfriend
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Something I want... 😂, but a (hopefully) kind loving boy/man and someone you truly love and stay with.
My boyfriend is so funny!
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A man who is willing to do anything for the one he loves.Makes sacrafices and puts you first! James this is you. You are my hero!
You are the best boyfriend ever!
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