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So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.
Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?
I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.
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It is an important event of games organized within an office to compete with co-workers. This usually happens when employees die of boredom. The games includes but are not limited to: desk jump, office chair battle, cubicle hurdles, chairiot race, trash can jumping, coffee cup race and more...
The boss is not in the office! But we are bored, let's play the office Olympics.
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when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.
Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.
Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?
Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.
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In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).
Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.
That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.
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A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.
She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.
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the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama
hey guys we should go office porching right now
Occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circumstances within one's place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. A wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. An office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. Generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.
Josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that Caleb was promoted. Angie was appalled. Steven laughed. Jonas fired him.