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Verb, The act of holding one's purse closer, calling one's children away, crossing the street or leaving the area such as a gym or cafeteria in response to the presence of ethnic persons on the part of Caucasians.
Normally used in the context of "to pull a-"
"As soon as Pedro and Maria walked into the classroom, everybody pulled an oh shit, brown people. Some lady wouldn't even let her kid go to the bathroom until Pedro and Maria left the Building.
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Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality
While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"
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In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
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when one has to much democracy, freedom, and diabetes.
Guy 1: So I voted last night, watched a rerun of the Address to the Nation while eating some 10 cheese chili and nachos. oh shit im so american
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This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.
Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?
Mexican How meng?
Jared: To get to the other side!
Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!
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1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
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