one

Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.

j00 SUXX0RS !!!!111oneone11one

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on one

Feeling way too good.

Just broke up with my girl and this alone time has me feelin' on one right now.

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no-one

Synonym of nobody; the jerk responsible of all the world's mistakes. See noone.

I've just found the office microwave completely fucked-up. Who did it? No-one did; since this is shit no-one cares about.

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one-one

The first episode of the first season of a show (season one, episode one). The first level in a game with multiple worlds (world one, level one).

I don't want to start in the middle, show me one-one.

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Ones

A form of fighting. To throw down the ones is to fight weaponless, one on one. ones must be called by one party or the other, and there has to be a good reason, shit talk etc. A person cannot call ones because someone else called ones on somone else.

"I call ones!"
"Wanna throw down the ones?"

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onE

bye, one love

late dog, one.

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Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

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