tree

ugly beyond belief. (Not to be confused with a real tree, like a beautiful maple tree.) Derivation of original saying "she looks like she's been hit with an ugly stick." To bring this stick analogy one step further, one would say, "she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." This latter colloquialism has been shortened to just "tree".

Did you see that guy at the bar? Just one word to describe him. Tree.

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trees

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

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tree

an alternative word to say that you find a person attractive and can say it with them being there

hayley: omg emma, tree at 12 oclock
emma: holy shit! that was the tree-est tree in treeville
hayley: he was so hot

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tree

A tall girl.
A jain.
A curry lover.
A pothead.
A failure.
A lover.
A friend.

And lastly a SHALENE.

tree + leaf= mary jane, sex and fair play

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trees

a pair of Timberland boots (hence the tree label)

I'm gonna khop some trees. They gon' cost me a buck 10.

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Tree

A man's cock

"Save a tree eat a beaver."(look up beaver)

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tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

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