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A great role model and all round top bloke. Caring, loving and always there when you need him, Paul is funny, endearing and charming. Someone you always want around. Just beware of the dodgy facial hair.
"Look at that awesome guy over there, his name must be Paul. "
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A Paul can seem nice from the outside but often is in fact a very disloyal and fake person. Pauls skew towards drug use and alcoholism, and frequently will act high and mighty over the random passerby. Pauls will also frequently attempt to win back friendships by pleading at the last minute, getting themselves forgiven from whatever their latest misdeed was.
Have you heard of Paul?
Yeah, he's a dickbutt.
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Is a farmer that has terrible cattle that are very skinny and cannot rear sheep properly. Otherwise known as a bad farmer.
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Paul is an amazing and kind funny guy. Although he tries to hide it, he is outlandishly gay. If his innermost thirst for homosexual desires are not quenched, he will become a rabid beast. If his daily quota of schlong and cummywummies are not sufficed, he will become a rabid beast. He is in general, a queer rabid beast Never fuck with a queer rabid beast, especially if his name is Paul.
Gee, Paul is a real nice guy, but he sure is a queer rabid beast
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Paul is the person who says stuff just to hurt you he’s the reason you smoke weed he’s the reason you drink he makes you feel less than or not good enough he makes fun of your weight to the point we’re you starve yourself and get sick to the point we’re you have to go to the hospital he’s the reason you cut yourself and think about ending your life some people just don’t understand how words effect others and Paul’s one of those people “you know why your so fat because you never have had a boyfriend when you kiss you burn 500 calories” Paul points out the obvious your fat your ugly I know I know why do people have to be like this Paul brings you down when your up he breaks your heart you go home cut yourself smoke and cry and Paul’s the reason.
Paul brings you down when your up
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Paul is the best guy friend you can get. He is most likely gay or bi and will listen to everything you say with an open mind. He is short and definitely a true weirdo. He loves comedy and his role model is Bo Burnham. If you have feelings for a paul, you are in for a bumpy ride.
Guy#1: Is that Paul?
Girl#1:Yeah he's my best friend!
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The gayest of gays. Paul is the dullest person you will ever meet. Nobody likes Paul. Paul has a little penis
Is that a rock? No jimmy, that's a Paul
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