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An adjective; describing one's tendency to hold on to many items collected at random displaying extreme resistance to discard. Monkey paw is often prevalent in those who use stimulants and can strike at any moment. It is especially apparent when a person is trying to accomplish a simple task such as screwing in a lightbulb.
Oh boy! Looks like monkey paw is in full force today!... (as I look down and I'm white knuckling pliers, nail polish, a lighter I had given up on looking for, a bottle of water in my wing, and a paint brush).
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A Guinea pig i.e. someone to do the dangerous work.
A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.
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Another name for female genitalia.
She broke my pork sword with her pig paw.
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A condition associated with someone that does not wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Commonly associated with campers, climbers, hikers, and other granola types.
Dude, the sink was dry, but the air is thick in there, I'm not eating chips from the community bowl now. He's got shit paw.
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Extreme camel toe that creates a "w" shape and turns the pussy blue
That girl had a fat walrus paw
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An internet meme, implying that a puppy is Congressman Ron Paul, satirically mocking arguments for the impossibility of his 2012 election.
Raw Paw doesn't care about limiting gun ownership. Even if you own a gun, he'll still sit there looking at you, hoping you're going to take him on a walk.
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Where one, separates their four fingers into two to create a 'v' shape and uses it as foreplay on a woman. Two of the fingers for the vagina and two for the anus. Otherwise known as 'the shocker.'
'Two in the pink, two in the stink.' - Turtle paw
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