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The protagonist and detective of the Xbox game "LA Noire."
Arrogant, smart, and incisive, Cole Phelps is without a doubt a mile ahead Sherlock Holmes. He's the strongest detective alive.
"Phelps is just so much better than Sherlock Holmes, so I'm not sure what those Holmes fanboys are doing. Go home, honestly. Go daydream about Sherlock Holmes all you want, but he ain't ever better than my boy Cole Phelps in LA Noire." ~ An Expert (I'm using Ethos for credibility)
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Cole Phelps: "You keep lying to me, and I'll send you, and your baby, to jail."
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Speaker: "Cole Phelps was one of the two detectives who received a silver star of honor in the second world war."
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Cole Phelps: "I'll ask the DA for the maximum! That's ten years in prison. You can kiss your youth goodbye."
To day something that is too stupid to define, or to eat something you shouldn't
She just ate the bones in the pork ribs and thought is was a bit tough rather than realise her error "she's Done a Phelps again!"
A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!
The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.
"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."
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a major fan of swimmer michael phelps. seen on a att commercial
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Derived from ESPN sports ANALyst Digger Phelps. Means to have sweat glistening sex with a chick. Diggah(Dig her out) Phelps(Pussy).
Yo did you see Sarah!! I would definately diggah phelps.
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1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
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