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A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!
The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.
I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.
taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.
sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol
Taking a piss in a public bathroom.
Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
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