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An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.
Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.
Another term for jerking off.
Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"
Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.
The biggest fashion model EVER
John pork is calling
Or
“have you seen John porks new post?”
“Yes isnt he so beautiful “
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The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
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