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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 29, 2020


Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood January 11, 2007


full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 25, 2017


porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 16, 2014


Doing a porky

When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister

He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky

by AndiZiad May 27, 2019


Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun

by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018


Porky Doubs

A fat, rude bitch that runs her big mouth and thinks she's the shit. But not even her friends like her.

*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks

ex. Porky Doubs: "wtf? your gross. fight me. you dumb slut."

Other: "she's such a porky doubs."

by morgieeeee December 1, 2009