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This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.
It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.
A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!
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A classy, upper class / upper -middle class area located in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Commonly referred to as the PE. It is home to professionals, such as doctors, laywers, and engeneers. There are many preps that live in Portland Estates. The adults drive nice cars and apperance is important. People commonly have the misconception that people who live in PE are rude or snarky towards people who are not preps or who do not have the same amount of money. This, however, is untrue. People who live in Portland Estates were brought up the correct way.
Portland Estates is also home to many parties. It is believed that people who live in PE are a bunch of goodie goodies, but this isn't the case either. PE knows how to party in the big houses where they're rarely caught, or even in a near by hotel.
Person 1 :I'm going to an awesome party in Portland Estates tonight.
Person 2 :Aren't they all snobs?
Person 3 :No way! They're really nice.
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When someone is mostly in good shape but has a pot belly. Named for the tendency of residents of Portland, OR to have lifestyles including both physical activity and epicureanism.
Every day Bill rides 30 miles on his bike, does 100 pushups, and then puts back 3 microbrews with dinner, he's pretty Portland Fit.
"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"
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Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
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Portland, P.A. is a very small town near Bangor in north-East Pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.
the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.
one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it's quite large,and is set on a steep hill.
possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.
Has two churches,one Methodist, one Baptist.
Another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. However,it was recently re-done, and made "safer", so most of the fun has gone out of that area.
Portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern P.A., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.
All in all, a nice place.
i went to Portland, P.A yesterday. it was nice,but small.
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Let me get this straight, you just paid $200 to get your own name tattooed on your chest? How utterly Occupy Portland of you.
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Rain. We here in Portland get so much rain that as long as it isn't pouring too heavily, it's as good as sunshine to us.
Non-Portlander: Oh no, it's raining!
Portlander: No, it's Portland Sunshine!
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