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Blindsiding an unsuspecting douchebag or idiot with your fist after building momentum and launching from a full sprint.
Look at that loser wearing the VR headset. I just want to run punch that stupid smile off his face. He'll never see it coming!
A slight tap, which is often misconstrued by the attacker to be a full on, climactic punch.
Robert: Dude, I heard you got hit by Daniel today!
Alex: Don't worry man, it was only a Pense Punch.
The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon
I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.
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The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.
"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."
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When an experienced vagina exudes a discharge that has both fruity notes, a nutty and savory undertone, and a clear, crisp brilliance. Known by connoisseurs as a natural and all-organic energy drink. To achieve this level of flavor and impact on the palette, the fertile ground that originates the vintage must have been host to a wide range of varietals, from herbaceous to firm to earthy to foxy; in this way, the final, freshly uncorked beverage will have a particularly unique finesse for whomever consumes it.
Chris: "Oh God, last night, I got a taste of Pipeline Punch"
Adam: "WTF is that?"
Ryan: "It's like the flavor of a vintage energy drink and a dusty vag"
Adam: "How do either of you know this?"
Ryan: "My grandma used to make it"
Chris: "I tasted it based on Ryan's recommendations; quite flavorful, fruity, and with notes of a buttery finish"
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A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
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Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame
Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.
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