dumb question

a statement made before asking a questions of which one is supposed to be really familiar with the answer

Fred: Mike, 'Dumb question', how do you display a full screen of a power point presentation
Mike: Dude, press F5.

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Morally Questionable

Might have committed a war crime or two here and there, but generally of debatable morality.

Winston Churchill is very Morally Questionable

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Reggie Question

A question so foolish that the person asking it already knows the answer.

Any of the following are Reggie Questions:Are you still wearing that hat, Are you buying that apartment?, Are you going to Bhangra Fusion?

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Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.

Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!

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Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

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Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

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Bitch-question

A "chose one or the other" type question that is extremely difficult and sometimes impossible to answer because both options are gay and/or disgusting.

-would you rather eat shit or suck a dick?
-i dunno, man...that's a real bitch-question.

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