Random
Source Code

Occasm’s Razor

Occasm's razor, one of BDSM's newest toys - the simplest way to orgasm through the pure euphoria of witnessing intellectual and critical thinking.

“I now only cum through the use of Occasm’s Razor”

by SangSimplo June 19, 2018


Snafu's Razor

Snafu's Razor: It only happens all at once.

This principle expresses what happens when life simultaneously conspires against an individual, throwing more stuff against his/her world than can stick. It is the opposite of the ideal, "Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window."

Nebbish was reassigned at work, his wife left him, his house was repossessed, and both of his parents needed heart valve replacements. He stated that it was simply Snafu's Razor at work.

by jaharvey99 August 6, 2013


buccini's razor

If something fun disappears unexpectedly, the cause is litigation (real or imagined).

Person 1: I can't believe Nintendo took down that really cool Metroid fan game!
Person 2: You know, the buccini's razor and all that. The game was infringing their copyright.

by PenguinRevolver September 17, 2020


pump razor

Pump Razor : A razor the orginal gangster rappers used to hide in their teeth

bob : hey that dude is carrying a pump razor
thug: yeah ima punch that bitch in the jaw and make him swallow it

by jack.p July 31, 2006

10👍 5👎


razor tag

Like ordinary tag, but with razors.

"We could play razor tag. Slice ya face. You're it." - Cam'ron

by Shoomen August 15, 2008

7👍 4👎


Razor Puss

A person of great distaste. Whose presence causes great pain.

Man those two British guys at Subway were a couple of Razor pusses.

by Celorassadyen October 15, 2008

5👍 2👎


Razor Method

Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.

The dude just used the Razor Method

by Alex Tosch September 6, 2006

5👍 2👎