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An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
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The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!
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A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
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Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.
Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.
Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.
Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.
Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.