Relax Dick.

Relax dick - - means keep your dick down or dont get hard

ex.

Ardin - shut up asshole
nisa - RELAX DICK.

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relaxed finger maneuver

the relaxed finger maneuver is when you gently move your finger a long a females body making her super horny

GUY: dude i did the relaxed finger maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday and totally got a handjob

GUY2: dude i told you i knew how to get chicks

GUY: then why dont you have a girlfriend

GUY2: lefty hasnt taught me that

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Hit that relax button

chill out, quit having a temper tantrum, WEAR IT, it's not the end of the world, things could be a lot worse, get laid, smoke some weed, take a chill pill, be cool,

Larry (playing Black Ops): Jesus Christ I fucking knifed him!!! How the fuck did he shoot me?
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!

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Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

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relaxing the gentleman's way

In a word- masturbating.

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

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to-relax-in-the-gentleman's-way

to partake in "self pleasuring"

"wacking off"
"choking the chicken"
"knocking one out"

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relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy

The term pretty much gives it away. You are relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy when many people think you're just cool and relaxed all the time, but the people working with you and giving you grades just hate your guts.

Of course another way to look at relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy is that the consequences to be feared really aren't all that fearsome, and so it kinda makes sense not to do anything about it. Like you and politics.

That's smart. The problem I find is that most parents who give their little kids phones have a sort of "relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy" attitude about monitoring and setting rules about it.

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