Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

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Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

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Sweet Release

When the round pops off and you’re finally free

He finally had enough and experienced the sweet release

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Chemical Release

Origin: Australian Military. A term used when someone has released a particularly toxic fart

Digger 1: We have just obtained chemical release!

Digger 2: So I noticed.

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poach and release

The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.

I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!

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grease release

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper

damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!

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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

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