SMS-lish

A vernacular approach to communicating via SMS whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one's image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous--borderline incomprehensible--spelling shortcuts.

Girl: "Would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!"

Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."

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sm

secret message. a term used when you don't really know what exactly you're talking about but it's funny anyway.

1: MMMM OREO PIEEE
2: sm: don't get crumbs in your bed

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sms

Still
Mobbin
Streets
a gang n la & in the ie ese

"Aye ese did u see? Sms tagged up on our barrio lets get their asses!"

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BD/SM

a term used when talking about a large event

That'a a BD/SM type relation

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Eva SM

This eva is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She will make you laugh and smile all day. A great friend, in fact, the greatest, and will always listen and care for you genuinely. She has great advice, and is practically the definition of beauty. She’s super talented and smart, gives the best compliments, and is one of my favorite people. Love your eva a ton and cherish her forever, since there’s no one else like her. Also she’s gay, but I support gay people so it’s ok.

Oh I know eva sm, she has the prettiest smile.

Sm water

Sm water is drank by the sm idols.

“Sm water tastes like water.”

Pay-By-SMS

The usage of a Sega Master System to pay for something.

I couldn't give him cash, so I had to pay-by-SMS.

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