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Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection
Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class
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Also, NMS.
1. Weird and/or fucking terrifying, usually in the context of a website, image or idea.
"Wow, check out this cool link I found! (NMS)"
"Wow, check out this picture of a girl eating her own poop with a spork! (Not Mind Safe)
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noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
I always have (do) safe sux at the stadium.
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A tab that can be safely retreated to upon threat of interruption by friends/family while viewing pornography. Could take the form of a Facebook page, youtube video or other sites of unsuspicious origin or motive for viewing.
You: Dude, I was getting busy on my computer, when I heard my roommate about to walk in.
Friend: What happened?
You: Well luckily I had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and I was in the clear!
A man you meet who exhibits no threat of being creepy.
This guy at work was really friendly to me, I got a bit worried but as soon as I realised he had a girlfriend I realised he was a safe boy.
A word used as a signal to stop a sexual act, usually if it's too rough (ex: spankings, rough sex, anal sex)
WARNING! DO NOT in ANY given circumstances EVER use positive feedback as a safe word!! Some examples are "Daddy, yes!", "Please!", or "More!" You may think that you're going to remember that you should slow down, but c'mon let's get real here. It's going to get you even more excited.
Just be careful about what you agree upon.
Girl: ahh- SLOW DOWN!
Boy: *stops what he is doing* babe you used the safe word are you okay?
Girl: yea, but that got intense!
(Can have reversed/gay roles as well)
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Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
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