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The Shady Platypus
The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.
*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."
"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*
The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.
Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.
Refers to Eminem's intro to a few of his songs, notably Without Me from The Eminem Show.
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back...
The Shady Swazye is a sexual act in which, immediately after a man orgasms, he lifts his partner high over his head, states "I've had the time of my life" and then proceeds to throw his partner as far as possible.
She was so light, when I gave her the Shady Swayze I threw her out the window.
Was born when one of the best white rappers, Yelawolf, signed to Eminem's record label, Shady Records, along with the best hip-hop supergroup right now, Slaughterhouse. They make Young Money look even worse.
Shady 2.0 is Eminem's best move as a record label founder. These guys are dope.
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A white piece of trash that is annoying and gets on everyone’s nerves. He is the shortest in his grade and will never hit puberty. He is the most obese person in his grade because he is “allergic” to outside. Shadi is very insecure about being fat so he calls everyone else fat to make him feel better.
Shadi: Your is fat!
Everyone else: You’re fatter than us
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The best rapper, and human, alive. But sometimes you might have to run away because he would fuck you and your mother.
Stans: Look, it’s Eminem. Can I take a picture with you?
Slim Shady: No, but I can fick your chick and your sister.
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