a saying to describe what your doing when someone asks. Does not mean you are busy, just means you are killing time, waiting around trying to look busy.
"Hey Jim, what are you up to today?"
"Not much buddy just slinging whores!"
Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.
Female promoting her sexual desires
Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.
heroesque attachment while drunk ( like the neon colored jungle frogs)
jumping up and attaching to a pole would be considering sling frogging as apposed to being sober and falling would be considerd stupidity
A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.
Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.
A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.
The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.
A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.