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frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.
I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!
When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.
Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.
noun.
A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?
Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
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When you drink until you black out, pull down your pants and pull out your dick and chase your homies with it.
Damn you got Danny Sloppy pull up your pants bro.
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when you get your face cummed all over.
prescilla got a sloppy face by brandon.
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When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.
1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.
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Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?
Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.
Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
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gilbert- "Hey hailey i want that good, spin cycle, samsung sloppy toppy"
hailey- "no"
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