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Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach
Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump
When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.
Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."
Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.
Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.
Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
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When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster
That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.
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You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.
After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.
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