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Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee
Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.
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Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.
Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.
the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.
I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack
that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast
Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!
When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.
Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."