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A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.
Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.
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A very tasty buttery spread that infests the head of your cock with flavor
The slut couldn't contain her vomit as the ginormous niggapotamus cock released its mouth-watering smegma stain all over her taste buds.
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Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
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An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.
Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.
Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5
Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.
You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.
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