Snuggie sutra

A list of sex positions that are made possible with a snuggie

Wow im at third base with Jenny so I better break out the Snuggie sutra

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Snuggie™ Tuggie

The act of giving hand stimulation to an erect penis with the addition of a Snuggie™ sleeve for added pleasure.

"Last night my girlfriend gave me a Snuggie™ Tuggie, and my cum reached her armpit! I sure love that fleece action."

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Snuggie Rage

The pointless frustration and retarded anger that comes from failing at doing the simplest things: I.E. tying your shoes, cooking pasta, buckling your seatbelt, reading a book, all that good shit.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS JAR OF PICKLES IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"

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leapord snuggie

the best snuggie in the world(:
comfy

alice: did you see that amazing snuggie ?

theresa: it must have been leapord snuggie (:

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put your snuggie on

a different way to tell one of your bros or just some random person to "chill out"

max : OMG dude im a beast at Call of Duty
sam : bro put your snuggie on you only have 2 kills half way through a game of sabotage

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snuggie bondage fuck

When a dude puts a chick in a snuggie and ties the sleeves in the back like a straight jacket, then fucks the shit out of her.

At first the snuggie seemed like a horrible Valentines day gift until mark introduced the snuggie bondage fuck.

Zebra Print Snuggie

a blanket/ comfortable lounge-ware, with a mock zebra pattern print has been proven to drastically improve your catching of M&M skills when another person tosses one towards your face.

"Man, I'm terrible at catching M&M's in my mouth. . . . if only I had a Zebra Print Snuggie. . . . "

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