pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.

We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.

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Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

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Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

Mind Soap

The cleansing utility used to clean and/or remove something from the mind.

My eyes, they burn!
I think i need some Mind Soap from watching 2 Girls 1 cup!

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soap

A girl who is fat enough that her body might better be used as the main component of a common hygenic brick known as soap.

Hey Joe, check out the fat bich on the left. That soap could clean an entire gymnasium.

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Soap opera

an incredibly boring daytime TV show which women like watching.

Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.

Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.

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soap and water

Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.

"Im getting a soap and water feeling from that girl, over there."
Al Pachino - Sent of a Woman

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