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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 07, 2023


Bubble Sort

Bubble Sort (AKA Sinking Sort) is a type of sorting algorithm. Bubble sort is only slightly effective when the list's order is already nearly correct. It's best at short lists but takes a very long time on large and extensive lists. Use this information for nothing :)

Things no Programmer has ever said before:
Programmer: I'm gonna use Bubble Sort for this extremely large and extensive list of all the words that are in Onelook
If you have said this, your dumber than a rock.

by Tristan reads the dictionary November 14, 2022


sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not

How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?

by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018


sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 08, 2015


SORTED

Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.

That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.

Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.

by Sorted June 21, 2022


Sorted

organized; arranged; fixed up.

"“And your social commitments?” “They're well sorted.”"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025


Sorted

Handled properly and as necessary, giving one what is deserved.

Let's go get that pedo sorted

by Setkhaos84 September 03, 2022