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At the end of yours and every other street in the entire world.
*walks into Starbucks*
Me: "One small coffee please"
Guy behind counter: "That'll be $100 please"
Me: ...WTF?
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An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.
my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.
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A Coffee shop, where after becoming famous, is not actually good coffee at all. An old lady in the back just shits in your cup, and that's it. You can also find people with glasses and laptops occupying the very limited seating space.
Hey, what did you do this morning?
Oh, I just went down to Starbucks to get some coffee
Dude, that sucks
yeah, I don't feel myself, when I think about it.
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Starbucks is a widely popular and overpriced coffee franchise.
Hipsters diss it and promote "going local", teenage girls Instagram pictures of their drinks every time they go there, and regular people buy their caffeine and work or study in the quiet atmosphere.
A person walks into Starbucks, buys a $4 frappe, and walks out the door silently judging girls taking selfies with mocha cookie crumbles
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Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
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*verb; the act of going to starbucks
K: Where are they?
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
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An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.
Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
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