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when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"
Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"
Greg: "ah sounds painful"
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The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."
Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."
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the act of letting a smelly fart go in a doorway before a large group leaves and/or enters
Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.
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While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.
In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection
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A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.
J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.
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To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.
Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.
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a dirty ghetto slut who does not get off on average cocks, so she needs to be filled with footlong hoagie sized cocks
dude my cock wasn't enough for her because shes just hungry for the subway sized cocks ramming her...watta subway slut