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(V.) When one cums out of nowhere when faced against an oppressive situation. Leaving your enemies Bernt in the progress.
Wall Street and establishment political puppets: OK look guys you can one day become as rich as us, but you'll need to take this 'reasonable' loan to build up your capital...
Bernie Sanders: I won't stand for this AAAARGH!!
Guy: Wow they're getting bernt, never knew Wall Street was a pussy
Girl : Well that's a surging sanders for you
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I was just driving , then I started surging sanders.
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Hillary Clinton did not see that Surging Sanders coming and ended up with egg on her face.
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Man, I was fucking when a minute in I had a Surging Sanders.
Damn, dude.
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"When you cum out of nowhere."
~ The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
When thinking about the possibility of nationally legalized marijuana, I Surging Sanders all over my favorite jeans.
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You know, when you come out of nowhere.
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
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Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.
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I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
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