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Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly
She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.
Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr
A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.
Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
a swiftie is a person who is fan of taylor swift
hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy